Fitz The Funny Chicken
Fitz The Funny Chicken
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the pasture.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Hope the Happy Horse asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the garden.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Quincy the Quiet Bunny.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the barn.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Gracie the Goofy Goat asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the chicken coop.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Kenny the Kind Rooster.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the orchard.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Sadie the Sad Scarecrow asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the meadow.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Dixie the Daring cow.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the mud hole.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Penny the Polite Pig asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the Duck Pond.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Sally the Smart Duck.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the hay stack.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Mini the Mean Mouse.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken asks herself.
“What is wrong with my hair?” as she looks in the pond.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair, I have no hair and I am beautiful.”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Funny Facts
· Chickens do not have hair they have feathers.
· Fitz the Funny Chicken is a White Crested Black Polish hen. This breed of chicken always has a pouf of feathers on top of their head making them appear to be wearing a wig.
· There are dozens of chicken breeds, such as the Dutch Bantam, Leghorn and Rhode Island Red.
· Chickens are pretty fast. The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour when it wants to.
· The largest chicken egg ever recorded weighed nearly 12 ounces, and measured 12.25 inches around.
· Chicken language has real meanings. The birds give different alarm calls depending on which type of predator is threatening them.
· With 25 billion chickens in the world, there are more of them than any other bird species.
· There are more chickens on Earth than there are humans.
· There are four cities in the United States that have the word "chicken" in their name: Chicken, Alaska; Chicken Bristle, Illinois; Chicken Bristle, Kentucky; and Chicken Town, Pennsylvania.
· The greatest number of yolks ever found in a single chicken egg was nine!
· Chickens experience REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. I wonder what they dream about?
· The chicken is the closest living relative of the tyrannosaurus-rex.
· In Gainesville, Georgia, (the chicken capital of the world), a local ordinance makes it illegal to eat your chicken with a fork.
· The waste produced by one chicken in its lifetime can supply enough electricity to run a 100 watt bulb for five hours.
· Chickens can fly, but not for long. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is only thirteen seconds.
· The longest recorded distance flown by any chicken was 301.5 feet.
· The record for laying the most eggs in one day was seven.
· A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you adjust the lighting in their cages to make them think each day is 28 hours long, instead of 24.
· Chickens eggs come in colors sometimes, (other than white and brown). Some breeds lay eggs in shades of blue or green.
· The fear of chickens is called 'Alektorophobia'.
· When laid head to claw, all the chickens consumed from KFC worldwide would circle the Earth at the equator 11 times.
· Chickens are omnivores. They will eat seeds and insects. They will also eat larger prey such as small mice and lizards.
· Baby chickens are chicks. Female chickens are pullets until they’re old enough to lay eggs and become hens. Male chickens are called roosters, cocks or cockerels, depending on the country you’re in.
· A rooster announces to a flock of chickens that he’s found food with a “took, took, took.” But the hens don’t pay attention if they already know that there is food around.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the pasture.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Hope the Happy Horse asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the garden.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Quincy the Quiet Bunny.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the barn.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Gracie the Goofy Goat asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the chicken coop.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Kenny the Kind Rooster.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the orchard.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Sadie the Sad Scarecrow asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the meadow.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Dixie the Daring cow.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the mud hole.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” Penny the Polite Pig asked her.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the Duck Pond.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Sally the Smart Duck.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken scratched through the hay stack.
“What’s wrong with your hair?” asked Mini the Mean Mouse.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair; I have no hair and I am beautiful!”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Fitz the funny chicken asks herself.
“What is wrong with my hair?” as she looks in the pond.
“There is nothing wrong with my hair, I have no hair and I am beautiful.”
Fitz the funny chicken scratches on.
Funny Facts
· Chickens do not have hair they have feathers.
· Fitz the Funny Chicken is a White Crested Black Polish hen. This breed of chicken always has a pouf of feathers on top of their head making them appear to be wearing a wig.
· There are dozens of chicken breeds, such as the Dutch Bantam, Leghorn and Rhode Island Red.
· Chickens are pretty fast. The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour when it wants to.
· The largest chicken egg ever recorded weighed nearly 12 ounces, and measured 12.25 inches around.
· Chicken language has real meanings. The birds give different alarm calls depending on which type of predator is threatening them.
· With 25 billion chickens in the world, there are more of them than any other bird species.
· There are more chickens on Earth than there are humans.
· There are four cities in the United States that have the word "chicken" in their name: Chicken, Alaska; Chicken Bristle, Illinois; Chicken Bristle, Kentucky; and Chicken Town, Pennsylvania.
· The greatest number of yolks ever found in a single chicken egg was nine!
· Chickens experience REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. I wonder what they dream about?
· The chicken is the closest living relative of the tyrannosaurus-rex.
· In Gainesville, Georgia, (the chicken capital of the world), a local ordinance makes it illegal to eat your chicken with a fork.
· The waste produced by one chicken in its lifetime can supply enough electricity to run a 100 watt bulb for five hours.
· Chickens can fly, but not for long. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is only thirteen seconds.
· The longest recorded distance flown by any chicken was 301.5 feet.
· The record for laying the most eggs in one day was seven.
· A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you adjust the lighting in their cages to make them think each day is 28 hours long, instead of 24.
· Chickens eggs come in colors sometimes, (other than white and brown). Some breeds lay eggs in shades of blue or green.
· The fear of chickens is called 'Alektorophobia'.
· When laid head to claw, all the chickens consumed from KFC worldwide would circle the Earth at the equator 11 times.
· Chickens are omnivores. They will eat seeds and insects. They will also eat larger prey such as small mice and lizards.
· Baby chickens are chicks. Female chickens are pullets until they’re old enough to lay eggs and become hens. Male chickens are called roosters, cocks or cockerels, depending on the country you’re in.
· A rooster announces to a flock of chickens that he’s found food with a “took, took, took.” But the hens don’t pay attention if they already know that there is food around.